You’ve drank after your child and at the same time enjoyed their backwash.
You know as a parent you’ve fished things out of the toilet with your bare hands too.
and of course as a parent you have eaten nasty left overs your child has touched every piece of too! lol!
Let your cutie pie wipe her dirty hands all over you.
And of course caught vomit. Maybe even caught it with your own hands too!
Here’s how the story goes: Child throws pacifier. Pacifier lands in dirt. Child cries for pacifier. Mom licks pacifier and hands it back to child. Child is once again content. The end.
Cleaned dead critters from your laundry! If you have boys and haven’t done this yet… you will.
Dug up his nose to get a toy or some other object out.
I couldn’t imagine chewing on my own toenails. But when your baby is sweet little itty bitty toes, the thought of putting sharp clippers near their squirming feet is terrifying. So instead you bite them.
Stiffed your cute little baby’s diaper!